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Lipstick Region
Meow.
The Britney-Madonna kiss of the 2003 VMAs. A compelling little number to be certain. Though, if I’m being critical, it came off as exactly what it was. STAGED. Shock for shock’s sake. Plus, there was something kinda gross about seeing crusty ol’ Madonna take the last shred of innocence away from Britney. Who, you’ll recall, went on to marry Kevin Federline shortly thereafter. It was around this point Britney’s wheels officially fell off. Head-shaving. Good times.
Britney and Madonna face some stiff staunch competition in…
Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep. I have zero idea what this was all about. I just found it in a Google search that could well threaten my marriage. I do know this much — it looks more like Bullock is giving a near-dead Streep CPR.
This one wasn’t even close.
Madonna-Britney get by easily in part thanks to that subtle move Britney’s got going on with her right hand. Awkward might be the wrong word, but I’m sorry. It’s my bracket, and I say they move on. They face the winner of the…
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