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Flight 3 Headlines
@johncaveosborne Gurley’s only crime was charging for it.
— Wade Saunders (@heels4corners) October 10, 2014
Not bad. Reminds me of one I came up with. Gurley Did It For The Cash.
@johncaveosborne @rockytopinsider With no Gurley, will Georgia’s Chubb get the same amount of touches? What happens if Chubb goes down? — Rocky Top Blitz (@RockyTopBlitz) October 10, 2014
Compelling questions, if not a little long for a headline. Still, strong work from the boys of the RockyTopBlitz FB page.
@johncaveosborne 400$ buys you this Gurley — Brent (@cbrentv3) October 10, 2014
I liked it, but it also didn’t seem like a real headline to me. Next:
@johncaveosborne @VolRumorMill @FootballTimeMag With my Gurley gone, this Chubb won’t be as effective. — Patrick Bobo (@patrickbobo) October 10, 2014
OOH. Very nice. And a natural evolution from Gurley to Gurley and Chubb. But, again, I couldn’t see it being a real headline. Onward.
@SethStokesTSE @Travis_Cabage @johncaveosborne Chubb better hit the right hole or it could close up quickly! — DC (@dccoletrain) October 10, 2014
Indeed. About time we worked “Chubb” and “hole” together. I’d been playing with Chubb and other football terms in some of my headlines: Chubb Might See Action In The Slot, Chubb Surprisingly Effective With End Around, and Chubb Not Afraid Of CBlitz.
Moving right along:
@johncaveosborne “Chubb Should Be Handled Delicately To Keep From Risking Strains” @FeelsLike98 @dccoletrain @UTslick68 — Roberto (@TheRobertoUTVol) October 10, 2014
Really liked this if for no other reason than one must go to any and all lengths to avoid Chubb strains. Still, and again, I just couldn’t see it being a real headline that accidentally slipped through. They do exist, people.
Don’t you hate it when Gurley and Chubb can’t come into contact for precautionary reasons? I know I do.
You know who else gives you accidental Gurley Gold? Color commentators. During the UT-UGA game, I swear I heard this: “You give Gurley a little crack and watch out!”
One can only imagine Gurley on meth, right? Sorry. Next in flight 3:
@johncaveosborne @DudeYouCrazy No one likes a limp Chubb. — Adam Lee (@adamlee34) October 10, 2014
Ew. More subtlety, please. Though it does remind me of two I came up with. Gurley’s Departure Leaves Chubb Deflated, and Chubb Forced To Limp Along Without Gurley.
@johncaveosborne@rockytopinsider Gurley being naughty gives UGA a Chubb — RK Sturgill (@RK_Sturgill) October 10, 2014
Lotta promise here. Maybe coulda gone with: Gurley Probe Leaves UGA With Chubb. Which is reminiscent of the first headline in… [tps_footer][/tps_footer]
