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Flight 1
Ah, the top flight. Here they are:
@TheRobertoUTVol @johncaveosborne @FeelsLike98 @dccoletrain @UTslick68 Chubb handed job from Gurley — Michael Edwards (@1inStripes) October 10, 2014
Chubb. Handed. Job. BRAVO, Michael. Truly top-flight stuff there.
@johncaveosborne Chubb finds crease and explodes. — BigOrangeButch (@BigOrangeButch) October 10, 2014
One can only imagine. Well played, B.O.B.
@johncaveosborne @DBL_L_01 @SethStokesTSE A Chubb in a Hole is Worth Six in the Endzone. — Travis Cabage (@Travis_Cabage) October 10, 2014
And how.
@TheVOLColonel@NewMarketMauler@johncaveosborne Richt’s Chub Needs to Grow in a Hurry — Joshua Frye (@JoshuaFryeTN) October 10, 2014
I’ll say.
@johncaveosborne “Gurley’s Gone Wild” — Chris in Disgusta (@ibchris) October 10, 2014
Simple. Effective.
@RockyTopics@johncaveosborne Performance By Chubb Leaves Gurley Speechless. — Travis Cabage (@Travis_Cabage) October 10, 2014
I could see that one being perfect after this weekend. Assuming Chubb goes offs on Pinkel. (Sorry. Couldn’t resist.)
@Travis_Cabage@johncaveosborne Without Gurley Bobo still has Chubb — RockyTopics (@RockyTopics) October 10, 2014
Are you kidding me? That was gold, people.
But there can only be one winner. And it’s our next tweet. He only sent in one because, quite frankly, it’s all that was needed. He hit the trifecta: 1) It’s a legitimate headline. 2) It’s concise. 3) The double entendre is so good it’s a joke. Here it is:
@johncaveosborne@VolRumorMill@FootballTimeMag Chubb Filling Gurley’s Void — Vade Scruggs (@vadescruggs) October 10, 2014
Bravo, Vade. You win… well, nothing.
But you got robbed man. Because that was definitely worthy of a prize. Thanks for playing, kids, and leave a Gurley headline of your own in the comments if you like.
