9. Sterling Sharpe
Sterling Sharpe went to South Carolina, but I actually like Sterling. His brother, however, drives me stark-raving mad. As if one dude who’s impossible to understand (Lou Holtz) wasn’t enough to be associated with this program.
Do yourself a favor and watch this Shannon Sharpe impersonation done by Jay Pharoah of SNL fame. It’s sublime. (Fast forward it to 2:25.)