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5 Reasons to Hate Oklahoma


I know. You only need one. They’re playing Tennessee. And I didn’t even put that on my list. Because duh and whatnot.

Still, it’s nice to find common reasons to dislike the enemy, no? Particularly when they’re not a divisional or conference foe. Because when you think about it, we don’t really know that much about Oklahoma.

Alabama? Laden with rednecks. Lotta airbrushing prominently featured on the tailgates of poorly kept F-150s. BOOM. Done.

Oklahoma? I dunno. Folks that speak fondly of ponderosas? Big ass belt buckles? I’m really not sure. My only exposure to the state was nearly getting arrested during my misguided youth in Checotah. Which, if I’m not mistaken, is the home of Carrie Underwood, but I digress.

Given the relative unfamiliarity, I thought if I could list a few reasons to dislike them, it’d do us all a favor. And helping others is my passion.

Plus, I had a shitty day yesterday so I feel like being snarky. SO, let’s do this. Five reasons to hate Oklahoma (in no particular order):


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